- Honey, I'm talking to you!
- Listening!
- Listening?!!! You're about ten feet ahead of me.
- So what? It's so quiet, I could hear you from the other side of campus!
- You don't understand. I mean walk with me!
- You walk too slowly!
- What's the rush for?
- Nothing. I get bored and tired when I walk slowly. Why don't you walk a little faster?
- I'm enjoying myself.
- Well so am I!
- No, you're tense. Relax!
- I'm relaxed. I just like to walk fast.
- It's impolite to walk fast when you're walking with someone.
- Did you just call me rude?
- I said impolite.
- What's the difference?
- There's a difference.
- What is it?
And that shows how stupid we were for walking together in the first place.